If
you’re reading this, then you are obviously taking a break from the family,
turkey, and all of the other food to return to a hobby (dare I say addiction?)
you obviously love. Then again, maybe your family and the stories were starting
to get to you, and your overly stuffed stomach wanted some relief. All joking
aside, Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and eating way too much…and
of course being thankful for all of those things. However, we all know we’re
thankful for our family, friends, and food, and I know I don’t want to read another blog about the reason for
Thanksgiving. So in this most thankful edition of RCPro: Blogged I’m going to venture outside of the realm of normal
and give thanks to some unique but important people, ideas, and creations in
the world of amusement parks.
To
truly be thankful for anything about the roller coaster, we have to go back
several centuries to Russia. Yes, that’s right, I am thankful for the Russians!
They created “Russian mountains,” large slopes coated with ice that they went
sledding on. Those hills soon became multiple hills, eventually resembling the
simple switchback railways of the late 1800s. Without the Russians and their
search for a winter thrill, we may not have the rides we enjoy today, or even this
blog! So thank you, Russia, for being the original thrill seekers and leading
the innovation.
Now,
having paid homage to our foreign predecessors, I have a rather unique and fun
group I would like to thank; the environmentalists. You see, even though we
have cut down countless trees (many in the south of our own country) in our
never ending search for more adrenaline rushes, they have yet to attempt to bar
our thrilling pastime throughout the history of the wooden roller coaster. I
cannot imagine a world without forest-killers like the Beast and Son of Beast,
whose structures required mind blowing amounts of wood. At the same time as the
environmentalists come to realize the amount of publicity they have missed over
boycotting very popular tourists destinations, I hope they also realize the
“green” side of the beloved Gravity Group. Our friends there have already saved
countless trees through their innovation of the hybrid wooden coaster; one that
uses a steel structure and a wooden track, likely cutting out almost 80% of the
wood needed for most wooden roller coasters. Now, if you’ll stay out of my way
at Holiday World while I go ride the Voyage…
Speaking
of Holiday World, I am thankful for independently run parks that still keep
that wonderful charm, classic wooden roller coasters with minimal restraints,
and most importantly, the freshly made homemade French fries! Knoebel's is
reviving the Flying Turns, and…well, I think that’s about it! We all appreciate
and love your dedication to the classic rides and experiences, and look forward
to many nostalgic experiences for years to come.
One
cannot talk of roller coasters without Ron Toomer, or at least on of the many
rides that he designed. This is the man who brought us the wonderful (and
brutal) hand-made transitions on rides like Vortex, and later rides that defied
all logic from amusement giant Arrow. Without you we may very well have never
experienced many adrenaline rushes, or gone to new heights on your steel
monsters. My you and your designs – now laid to rest by S&S –
rest in peace in the roller coaster graveyard of many parks, knowing that your
are remembered and revered by enthusiasts who never knew you, though through
your creations have come to admire your work.
So
this Thanksgiving, remember not just the family, friends, and food. Remember
all of the things in the industry we all love, the rides we marathon an
insanely pointless amount of times (I myself am around 200 on maXair), and the
employees we aggravate by acting like know-it-alls. Yes, it may be wacky, and I
may have a dry, sarcastic, and boring sense of humor, but give thanks
thankfully. If you can count how many times I used the word “thank” and any
derivative, then be thankful you can count. Enjoy the turkey, absurd amounts of
food, and the adrenaline rush you crave this off-season. From all of us at
RCPro to all of you, our valued readers, have a happy Thanksgiving…now go back
to the family and food! |